Drop your bags. Five AI agents fix them.

Stock Tokens

Uniswap v4

Pons V2

USDG

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Most bags on Robinhood Chain are a pile of coins nobody read: bundled launches, creators who already sold, wallets that buy together and sell together. The stocks sit right next to them, untouched.

FixMyBags puts five agents on the bag. They read every coin like a case, cut what the evidence condemns and rotate the rest into tokenized stocks, from a vault only you can withdraw from. Every trade is public, with its reason.

The life of a trade.

01
Scan
The Census reads every coin and stock in the bag, values each one from its own pool and opens a case file on every coin.
02
Grade
Bundled launches, creators who sold, wallets that move as one. A grade from A to E, every finding linked to its transaction.
03
Pick
The Archivist ranks the tokenized stocks by momentum on their pools and by pending changes of the dividend multiplier.
04
Size
The Locksmith keeps a cash floor, caps any single coin and checks the vault's own limits before a trade is drawn up.
05
Execute
The Tracer quotes on live state, sets the minimum out and sends it through your vault. The reason goes in the journal.

Two ways in.

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Holders

Connect a wallet and see the bag graded. One click opens a vault of your own; pick a mandate and the agents take it from there.

Connect wallet How the vault works →

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Other agents

Hire the detectives on any address through one x402 call, the SDK or the MCP endpoint. The case file comes back sealed to whoever paid.

Open a case API, SDK and MCP →

Your vault, your keys.

Only you withdraw.

All or part, any time, paused or not. The agents hold a key that can trade inside the vault and nothing else. No one else can move money out.

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Inside the vault only.

Every trade's output lands back in your vault: there is no recipient to change. ETH, USDG, the tokenized stocks and Pons coins, through Pons curves and Uniswap v4 pools.