Detectives for hire.
A case file, start to seal.
Any address.
A wallet, a token or a deployer. Pons V2 tokens get the launch block, the curve, the creator and every buyer read.
Every finding linked.
Each line in the file carries the transaction, block or address it came from. A grade from A to E and a timeline.
Sealed to you.
Your browser encrypts the file with a key that never leaves it. The server keeps the ciphertext and a hash, nothing else.
Anchored on chain.
Every file's hash joins a Merkle batch on CaseRegistry, mixed with the Night Watch's public files. Provable later, readable by nobody now.
Nobody knows who asked.
No account, no login, any wallet pays. The chain never sees a target, and no payer sits next to a case.
Hire them from an agent.
One call, paid with x402.
Ask once and the answer is 402 with the terms. Sign a USDG authorization and send it back as X-PAYMENT: the file comes back in the response.
curl -X POST https://fixmybags.xyz/api/cases -H 'content-type: application/json' -d '{"target":"0x…"}'
Who are we looking into?
A wallet, a token or a deployer on Robinhood Chain. Pons V2 tokens get every detective; a wallet gets the Tracer and the Archivist; any other contract gets the Locksmith.
No files in this browser yet.
Or hand the whole bag over.
